kewl. That widget I am using now is so damn cool... some quotes it has..
The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.
Last night I stayed up late playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
In archaeology you uncover the unknown. In diplomacy you cover the known.
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.
If God made Earth like Microsoft made Windows, one worm could completely destroy civilization.
Electricity is just organized lightning.
What's another word for synonym?
The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money.
Your Shin - A device used to find furniture in the dark.
Why is Greenland icy, and Iceland green?
Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the exception of maybe bad news, which obeys its own special laws.
Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
If "con" is the opposite of "pro" and "progress" is good, what is "congress"?
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
Where there's a will, there's an attorney.
Where there's a will, there're five hundred relatives.
Disneyland - A people trap operated by a mouse.
Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff.
Obviously crime pays, or there'd be no crime.
You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
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